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Others became a problem. If alcohol had a habit of bringing out your worst qualities, the Instant Asshole Just Add Alcohol recovery t-shirt might feel a little familiar. Equal parts self-awareness and recovery humor, it's a reminder that sobriety can make life a whole lot easier for both you and everyone around you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis funny recovery shirt is perfect for members of Alcoholics Anonymous, people celebrating sober birthdays, and anyone who can laugh about the person they used to be. Featuring a sarcastic recovery message and a healthy dose of honesty, it's a great choice for meetings, recovery events, or everyday wear. 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